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why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

IT’S SO FUCKING CUTE  I CAN’T EVEN I WANT 20

yeah fuckin right i’m coating that bitch with napalm and lighting a match

It does this to lure you into a false sense of security so it can come back and kill you in your sleep.

im running to get hoover for this mothafucka

(Source: yodiscrepo)

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